Sergeant Where's Mine? by Billy Connolly (4 bar intro) I'm lyin' in bed, I'm in room twenty-six And thinkin' of things that I've done Like drinkin' with squaddies, and bullin' my boots And countin' the medals I've won These hospital wards are all drab lookin' joints The ceiling's as much as I see It could do with a wee bit of paper of paint But then again, maybe that's me CHORUS: O sergeant, is this the adventure you meant When I put my name down on the line All your talk of computers, of sunshine and skis All I'm askin' you, sergeant, where's mine? I've a brother in Glasgow with long, curly hair When I signed up he said I was daft He said shootin' strangers is just not his game That brother of mine isn't soft I can put with most things I've done in my time I can even put up with the pain But what do you with a gun in your hand When you're facing a hundred odd wains? CHORUS (modulate to A) (Hector the Hero A1A2A1A2) (modulate to D) CHORUS CHORUS (switch on last 2 bars to B-chord) All I'm askin' you, sergeant, where's mine? (modulate to A) (Hector the Hero A1A2A1A2B1B2B1A2)